All right ladies and gentlemen! I'm back for day three, so let's get to it.
Following LCS day 3 recommendations I searched Yelp for similar businesses (regardless of location) looking for poor reviews. A few things I noticed:
Pain Points
Fortunately for us, there are a few negative reviews for this service around the country. Here are the major complaints:
Following LCS day 3 recommendations I searched Yelp for similar businesses (regardless of location) looking for poor reviews. A few things I noticed:
- Everyone seems to do a great job at picking up dog shite.
- People who use this service do NOT use Yelp.
Pain Points
Fortunately for us, there are a few negative reviews for this service around the country. Here are the major complaints:
- Either the cleaners didn't show up or there was no evidence that they did.
- There was still dog poo in the yard after the service had come.
- Lies, lies and more lies.
- Rudeness / poor customer service.
- Impossible to contact.
- One customer mentioned that they signed and paid for a ONE YEAR contract (which was not honored). Whaaaaaat?
- (In my opinion) poor business practices - such as responding to a negative Yelp review with rudeness, condescension, and snarky remarks.
- We will be there when we say we'll be there. If we miss your appointment without notice, we will send someone out to do the job right now at no cost, plus the next service is free.
- We will leave a door hanger / note to indicate that we were there, including the time of our visit. If the customer is not satisfied with the result, we will return to fix it free of charge.
- No contracts. No-hassle cancellations. No recurring charges for services not rendered. We will only charge your credit card AFTER the service is complete and the cleaner is satisfied with his or her work.Client still not satisfied? We'll make it right or it's free.
- Calls, emails, texts, skywriting, and / or telepathic messages returned within 30 minutes. I would hate to lose / piss off a potential customer (and their potential dollars) because someone was too lazy to call them back.
- We will always act with integrity, honesty and respect. If we fuck up, we will admit our mistakes and do everything in our power to correct them to the client's satisfaction. Up to and including full refund, free services, and / or coupons for future service.