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Dog shit P.I.
Yes. You read that correctly, dog shit private investigator. These guys are going to be your front line of surveillance for the lazy residents in your complex. Here of some FAQs to start you off:
Q: Does your team handle any dog disposal?
A: No. We are only on-premise to catch individuals in the act of not picking up after their animal and send that information directly to you, the apartment management team.
Q: How can you prove the resident is at fault so we are able to fine them for the infraction?
A: Our team will use photo or video evidence of the individual. We will catch them in the act and send all the information to you, the apartment management, team to take action.
Our goal here at Shit Kickers P.I.™ is to provide your residents a poop free zone when they are walking around the premises. We have a few different packages available and these packages can be changed at any time as you will be on a month by month basis with our company.
Not only will we be the best whistleblowers money can buy, but you will also receive an initial supply of dog doo bags and FREE bags for as long as you are a customer. For your first month of service, we will clean, inspect and repair any waste bins on the property. These services will be available to you at any time however they will only be complimentary once every 12 months.
Packages:
10 hours of patrol per month $1,100/month
Initial supply of 10,000 bags
Initial cleaning and maintenance on dog bins (not including materials if needed)
20 hours of patrol per month $1,300/month
Initial supply of 10,000 bags
Initial cleaning and maintenance on dog bins (not including materials if needed)
40 hours of patrol per month $1,600/month
Initial supply of 10,000 bags
Initial cleaning and maintenance on dog bins (not including materials if needed)
Placing documentation on all residents doors about the policy
Yes. You read that correctly, dog shit private investigator. These guys are going to be your front line of surveillance for the lazy residents in your complex. Here of some FAQs to start you off:
Q: Does your team handle any dog disposal?
A: No. We are only on-premise to catch individuals in the act of not picking up after their animal and send that information directly to you, the apartment management team.
Q: How can you prove the resident is at fault so we are able to fine them for the infraction?
A: Our team will use photo or video evidence of the individual. We will catch them in the act and send all the information to you, the apartment management, team to take action.
Our goal here at Shit Kickers P.I.™ is to provide your residents a poop free zone when they are walking around the premises. We have a few different packages available and these packages can be changed at any time as you will be on a month by month basis with our company.
Not only will we be the best whistleblowers money can buy, but you will also receive an initial supply of dog doo bags and FREE bags for as long as you are a customer. For your first month of service, we will clean, inspect and repair any waste bins on the property. These services will be available to you at any time however they will only be complimentary once every 12 months.
Packages:
10 hours of patrol per month $1,100/month
Initial supply of 10,000 bags
Initial cleaning and maintenance on dog bins (not including materials if needed)
20 hours of patrol per month $1,300/month
Initial supply of 10,000 bags
Initial cleaning and maintenance on dog bins (not including materials if needed)
40 hours of patrol per month $1,600/month
Initial supply of 10,000 bags
Initial cleaning and maintenance on dog bins (not including materials if needed)
Placing documentation on all residents doors about the policy