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Welcome to the roast of gitit.ai, where we're begging for a side of constructive fire with our serving of criticism. Ready your pitchforks, and let’s dive into the masochistic joy of startup roasting.
You can checkout our site: https://gitit.ai
The Product: gitit is a facial recognition haven for event goers. It’s an AI-driven platform that finds your mug in the event photo dump wasteland. Basically, it’s the tech equivalent of finding Waldo, but instead of a stripe-loving cartoon, it's you, in the wild.
The Market: Imagine every event you've been to—weddings, conferences, orgies (okay, maybe not the last one)—now picture all those photos ending up in the digital void. We're wrangling those photos so you can relive the memories without the existential dread of scrolling through 70,000 images.
Us vs. Them: Flickr's your high school sweetheart; gitit's the one you marry. We're not just storing photos; we're bringing them to life with AI magic that makes you the star.
Stage and $: We're like teens in a garage band—full of dreams and just starting to make some noise. We’re not asking for your money, just your brutal honesty. (But hey, if you want to throw cash, who are we to say no?)
Customer Conversion Strategy: Our hook is simple—event organizers are our gatekeepers to mass users. By partnering with them, we provide an elevated service beyond what they get from platforms like Flickr. Current Flickr users? We’re whispering sweet nothings of AI efficiency into their ears. Imagine turning the tide of photo storage into a showcase spotlight, where every attendee gets their moment.
So, event organizers, former Flickr enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever been lost in the photo shuffle—we’re creating a beacon to guide you straight to your memories.
Now, with that said—roast away, but if you’ve got the secret sauce to boost conversions even more, let's hear it. Maybe we'll throw in a lifetime supply of digital high-fives for the best strategy.
Why Us?:
What sets us apart isn't just our technology; it's that we're charting unexplored territory. As the first to tackle this specific challenge with AI, we blend innovation with a genuine understanding of the end-user experience. We've seen the gap, and we've leaped right into it, leading the way so that no memory gets lost in the digital abyss ever again. We're not just building a platform; we're building a movement to bring your memories back to you.
P.S. If you can give us that "one feature" that will disrupt the disruptors, we might just name it after you. Or at least, give you a shout-out while we sip cheap champagne when it launches.
You can checkout our site: https://gitit.ai
The Product: gitit is a facial recognition haven for event goers. It’s an AI-driven platform that finds your mug in the event photo dump wasteland. Basically, it’s the tech equivalent of finding Waldo, but instead of a stripe-loving cartoon, it's you, in the wild.
The Market: Imagine every event you've been to—weddings, conferences, orgies (okay, maybe not the last one)—now picture all those photos ending up in the digital void. We're wrangling those photos so you can relive the memories without the existential dread of scrolling through 70,000 images.
Us vs. Them: Flickr's your high school sweetheart; gitit's the one you marry. We're not just storing photos; we're bringing them to life with AI magic that makes you the star.
Stage and $: We're like teens in a garage band—full of dreams and just starting to make some noise. We’re not asking for your money, just your brutal honesty. (But hey, if you want to throw cash, who are we to say no?)
Customer Conversion Strategy: Our hook is simple—event organizers are our gatekeepers to mass users. By partnering with them, we provide an elevated service beyond what they get from platforms like Flickr. Current Flickr users? We’re whispering sweet nothings of AI efficiency into their ears. Imagine turning the tide of photo storage into a showcase spotlight, where every attendee gets their moment.
So, event organizers, former Flickr enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever been lost in the photo shuffle—we’re creating a beacon to guide you straight to your memories.
Now, with that said—roast away, but if you’ve got the secret sauce to boost conversions even more, let's hear it. Maybe we'll throw in a lifetime supply of digital high-fives for the best strategy.
Why Us?:
What sets us apart isn't just our technology; it's that we're charting unexplored territory. As the first to tackle this specific challenge with AI, we blend innovation with a genuine understanding of the end-user experience. We've seen the gap, and we've leaped right into it, leading the way so that no memory gets lost in the digital abyss ever again. We're not just building a platform; we're building a movement to bring your memories back to you.
P.S. If you can give us that "one feature" that will disrupt the disruptors, we might just name it after you. Or at least, give you a shout-out while we sip cheap champagne when it launches.