This website generates (probably bad) startup ideas. (x-post /r/InternetIsBeautiful)

[jordan221]

@marcellamiles "It's like Walmart, but for Pilots"

 

[marcellamiles]

@jordan221 That feels... dangerous.

 

[dawelek]

@marcellamiles But you'll get extra airmiles!

 

[giggabyte]

@jordan221 Brookstone?

 

[crazyredchristian]

@marcellamiles "It's like Vimeo, but for Sex Workers" - I think this exists.

 

[elrefale]

@marcellamiles "It's like Photoshop, but for Laptops"
What the fuck is that supposed to be

 

[dawelek]

@elrefale Online photo editing software that offloads much of the heavy lifting to the cloud, and is optimised for 1366x768 resolution screens.

Like seriously why do they still sell laptops with that resolution? My phone has almost 4 times as many pixels.

 

[johanna03]

@elrefale Umm, like photoshop, but for laptops, fuck some people lack vision.

 

[elrefale]

@johanna03 maybe in a future with AI's rule the world.

 

[elrefale]

@marcellamiles i ROFLMAO on this on. "It's like Pornhub, but for Pilots"

 

[613jono]

@marcellamiles "It's like Google+, but for Gamers" - It wouldn't be all that different from Google+. There'd be 10 people using it.

 

[elrefale]

@613jono ouch lol!!

 

[sadie316]

@marcellamiles I once heard "We're going to be the Uber of the Real Estate market" ... yes it really happened, and as I cringed in my seat I heard someone say "Wow...!"
I never found that person, or punched them ... and I regret it to this very day!

Possible additions: Uber and Ashley Madison, please!?

 

[marcellamiles]

@sadie316 I actually got "It's like MySpace but for Married People" and thought - didn't we learn our lesson already??

 

[sadie316]

@marcellamiles Awesome .. call it "ourspace"! uke-emocon

I'm sure you could sell that to one of Rupert Murdoch's kids, with too many dollars not enough sense! Still IMO one of the greatest "swindles" of all time, selling a defunct site for $500mil!!

NEW suggestions, add: FOX, News Ltd, Myspace, Rupert Murdoch! LOLZ

 

[marcellamiles]

@sadie316 Haha, that actually could work because there's a whole movement of Christian couples who advocate for joint Facebook accounts. You could design something where the account was linked to two logins (husband & wife), and both passwords have to be entered to access it. Gimmicky!

 

[sadie316]

@marcellamiles Ugh ... where's the Craigslist killer when you want him!??

 

[613jono]

@sadie316 So you can hail a house to pick you up and drive you to your destination?

 

[sadie316]

@613jono Sad fact ... it WON the pitch-competition I was at, it was a DIY closure real estate platform! Strangely, they are STILL looking for more backing ... I wonder why?!?! SMH (I know it had a clowns name)

I WANT "clowns" in the mix too, ...

"It's like newspapers, but for clowns!"

 

[severina418]

@marcellamiles "It's like Spotify, but for Men" as I'm listening to Spotify

"It's like Google Maps, but for Policemen" Dispatchers