I work for a D list celebrity

[thislittlelightofmine]

@lylytran09 You hit it right on the nail with this one and also made a good guess on the “artist”.

 

[godsson01]

@thislittlelightofmine I can see it now, the Paulie Shore Grand Resort, aka a former Motel 6 on the side of some old highway lol

 

[julissa]

@godsson01 Long Live Paulie!

 

[kidwindy001]

@godsson01 Right next to the Carrot Top Inn

 

[mjlavall]

@godsson01 I got a call from Pauly Shore once wanting to hire me to work on his "epic project" - it was for a documentary he was making.. about Pauly Shore.

 

[mylil6]

@thislittlelightofmine Sounds like a slave job. This job looks like ass on resume as well in case u want a job

 

[konsidine]

@thislittlelightofmine If he is not paying enough, ask for a % equity in these endeavors.

 

[waer15]

@konsidine OP is basically an intern. The "boss" will laugh long and hard.

 

[thislittlelightofmine]

@konsidine Dealing with someone who stole from his own members who have and earned history creating many iconic songs we know but was able to be trade mark it so they can earn the profits. But nothing I’m claiming here is really anything new under the sun in this industry.

 

[tomw2016]

@thislittlelightofmine Why would you want to work for this person?

 

[thislittlelightofmine]

@tomw2016 I didn’t find this out until after I accepted the job. It was something that was appealing at the moment since dealing with a health issue and it was remote.

 

[sbjk]

@thislittlelightofmine If you want to do this route, work for a large agency for a bit then use your new network to work for a bigger celeb. That’s where they get their assistants / day managers from.

 

[duzt]

@thislittlelightofmine If you can't build a hotel without a budget, I don't even know what to tell you

 

[w200driver]

@duzt Yeah. He “wants to build a hotel.” The problems with simply stating this and pawning off to an intern vs the insane difficulty, hard work and years it will take to make that even choose to a reality are mind boggling.

 

[thislittlelightofmine]

@duzt I know artists can be kind of cynical, but is this even normal for “a cynical artist”

 

[kmrichard7]

@thislittlelightofmine You can offer them a sure fire strategy to move from D list to A list. Start by convincing them that in 2024 body hair is out. Like all of it. Shave them eyebrows there boss if you want to go far. If they respect you and do as you say then ask for a raise. If they refuse it’s time to quit.

 

[kmrichard7]

To add to this. Make sure they know that it is not your job to shave their private parts. They need a professional to clear that forest

 

[thislittlelightofmine]

@kmrichard7 Okay, this gave me a good laugh.

 

[yearningforspirit]

@thislittlelightofmine Eject

 

[shepherddad]

@thislittlelightofmine That has Krameria industries written all over it, satire or not